I now have 15 tabs open trying to figure out where the beta version of Samsung browser for Windows is. The website required everything short of test results from a prostate exam. Is this just a massive personal data scrapping campaign or did someone really screw up access to the beta? 
It’s another Chrome clone; the answer to my original question.
The answer to my question in this thread was that I had to go elsewhere, ironically enough Reddit.
Someone uploaded the installer file and the link is there; here it is to spare others the aggravation: